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CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES

anonymous princess — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:35:04 GMT

FUNNY LINES - CALL CENTER

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?)

4. "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure ...

PLUG-IN/FILTER

Ms.Jane — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:16:55 GMT

Angeloblue Site

Lamiagrafica Site

ELOW PINOWORLD!!!

EL-JHAY03 — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:17:44 GMT

HI pO BAGo lng .. hehehe

tanung sana pansinin

pixievina — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:36:15 GMT

panu po ba makanuod ng mga uploaded vidS?? wala ako makita,.,

Ako po si EMS --- Ang ADMIN ninyo

Admin — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:23:55 GMT

Ako po si Mr. ems.... layunin ko ang pag isahin ang lahat ng pilipino sa labas ng bansa.... na sa pamamagitan ng munti kong kaalaman sa technolohiya ay maging isang instrumento ito para magkaroon ng access ang lahat ng Pinoy sa ating Bansang Pilipinas....

ems --- scientific name for eman, ewan ko kung paano din nangyari na naging ems ang aking pangalan... pero ganun na eh... kaya ganyan na...hehehe ang labo....

From japan po!!

michika — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:14:40 GMT

Hello newbie po from tokyo japan :)More power to our pinoyworld !!!

RECESS, UK

recess — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:23:54 GMT

MABUHAY!!AKO PO SI RECESS, NASA UK AKO MATE...YAHUUUUU!!!1

hello... from toronto,canada

yhen72 — Thu, 29 May 2008 16:40:01 GMT

hi, ems and to all members and administering staffs..ems si yhen to..chat na tayo many times sa yahoo...hope you remember...I will support pinoytv and pinoy world 100% kasi i know you guys are a big help for viewers like us who lives abroad..More power to all of you and to all your web sites..take care!

welcome to everyone!

chaiendo — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:57:31 GMT

hope you all enjoy the site!Godbless!

what turns you on and what turns you off?

chaiendo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:33:21 GMT

share nyo naman mga girls dyan on what turns you on and what turns you off?

ako i think attitude is one big turn on.my major turn off is yong preskong lalake..

HELLO SA LAHAT

GLEZ — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:50:06 GMT

Hi sa lahat... I'm GLEZ and a newbie in this site.

sa mga taga london..

..siel.. — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:24:58 GMT

ask ko lang po kung alam niyo yung job offer sa days hotel london..kung totoo po ba na may job offer nga don..kasi po nag apply kapatid ko,may narecieve po kasi kami na email about don sa job offer,sila daw po bahala sa atty.fees,flight ticket papunta don,pati sa work permit..so nag apply ate ko pinadala niya resume niya through sa email add na binigay nila,natanggap siya bilang room attendant daw,pero may hinihingi na 200 pounds para sa pag aayos ng tourist clearance card,ipapadala daw through ...

buenavista island resort

chaiendo — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:45:17 GMT

i found this place in the city of davao and i must say its amazing!may kalayuan but when you`re there makakalimutan mo ang pagod.the link is shown below if you wanna see the site, grabe ang ganda talaga!

http://www.buenavistaislandresort.com/

pictures are here:

http://jojiealcantara.multiply.com/photos/album/63/Your_Island_For_A_Day_Island_Buenavista

Hello mga kabayan...

Cdel2006 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:53:14 GMT

I'm Cynthia from Scarborough, Toronto East. Thank you for creating this site...

Maja-Blanca and Maja-Ube

Tom-J_ilam — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:52:43 GMT

MAJA BLANCA

1/2 cornstarch

1/2 cup white sugar

2-cups coconut milk

coconut cream from 1 grated coconut

Latik for garnish

1. Blend cornstarch and sugar thoroughly in a 1-quart bowl and add 1/4 cup of coco milk.

2. Boil the rest of the coco milk in a 2-quart saucepan.

3. Add the cornstarch-sugar mixture, stirring with a wire whick until it boils.

4. Hold for 2 minutes to attain a cooked flavor of the starch.

5. Pour while hot into two oiled cereal dishes. Cool completely.

6. ...

A Place meant for OFW's

---dykyle--- — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:18:29 GMT

just want to share..

there's a hotel called KABAYAN sa Pasay??i think...that caters to OFWs' at a low rate..sa mga kababayan kong hindi taga maynila na nangangailangan ng place to stay for a night or two..this hotel can even provide a ride from the airport to their location so if you want to try i highly recommend and you get a discount for being an OFW...

Iba't ibang klaseng leche Flan

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:46:32 GMT

Leche Flan in oven

12 egg yolks

1 can condensed milk

1 pint Vit D milk

1 tablespoon vanilla (lemon essence or peppermit can be substituted)

Blend all ingredients in a blender. Pour mixture into a loaf tin lined with caramelized sugar (see below). Cover with aluminum foil. Place tin in a larger baking pan half-filled with water. Place pan in pre-heated oven (375 F) and bake flan for about 1 hour or until it is firm.

Caramel

1 cup sugar

1 cup water

Put sugar and water ...

Powerful 3-word Phrases, can enrich every relationship

chaiendo — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:28:15 GMT

The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. These are just three little But Very Powerful words:

I'll Be There

If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase " I'll be there. " Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important ...

Pananakot Pinoy Style

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:34:59 GMT

pag hinakbangan mo ang isang bata, hindi siya tatangkad.

pag naglaro ka sa gabi, makakatapak ka ng mga hindi nakikita. Magkakaroon ka ng kuliti

pag namboso ka o sumilip s taong naliligo.

Pag nagmura ka, mabubulok ang bibig mo.

***and my all-time favorite: Pag lumabas ka ng bahay, huhulihin ka ng mamang may sako, ki- kidnapin ka, tapos yung dugo mo gagawing pampatigas ng mag ginagawang tulay.

*** Here's one more... Don't play during Good Friday... Pag nasugatan ka, 'di na s'ya ...

The Most Beautiful Heart

chaiendo — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:34:21 GMT

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley.

A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart.

Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart ...

pasubok nga...

naughty_pinay — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:00:33 GMT

aba ang galing pwede nga ipost hehehe...

la lang try lang...hehe

thats me en des..

moment...hehehe

Pinoy weddings

cging2 — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:59:49 GMT

Arreas, candles, veil and cord elements of the traditional pinoy weddings.

Yung mga daliri ng groom ay naipit niya sa cage kung saan nakalagay yung mga coins. Hindi napapansin nung mga tao hanggang sa tumahimik yung pari at nagtanong kung merong may Vaseline. Isa sa mga lolos sa harapan na hard of hearing ay bigla na lang sumigaw.

"Bakit honeymoon na ba?"

Another wedding na friend ko ang guest: Ang tahimik nung nagsimula ang candle lighting ceremony kasi nagpapalit ng cd ...

MIstakes of a woman

anonymous princess — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:54:49 GMT

MISTAKES OF WOMEN

Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams� And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them...

MISTAKE #1: BETTING YOUR LOVE LIFE ON HIS "POTENTIAL"

Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently? Of course you do. And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well. Somehow these women always ...

What will u do if ur hausband tell u that HE DONT LOVE U ANYMORE???

KYAN — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:50:05 GMT

In 12yrs nyo as couple and 1 night naramdaman mo na ayaw na ng hubby mo na mag-make love kayo at feeling mo ayaw ka na nyang katabi then you ask him why he acted that way and he answered you na DI KA NA NYA MAHAL! What are you going to do?

In your relationship in 12yrs, u have 3 children! Parang now lang kayo medyo nakakaluwag kasi now lang kayo nagkabahay at nagkaron ng negosyo. In short u have ups and downs for the past years na natural naman talaga sa isang mag-asawa.

just because di mo ...

What is your most unforgettable experience.....

Admin — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:16:49 GMT

actually, maraming ngyari sa kin last year

here�s one..

i�m sure familiar kau sa EAT BULAGA! (cnong nde?)

last june 13, tuesday, 11:00AM, nasa Kamias QC pa ko dat time. tinawagan ako ni karen. a friend of mine since birth PA (Production Assistant) sa Eat Bulaga. May problem daw xa, ndi um-attend ung isang contestant nila for �KAYANG KAYA MO �TO� portion nila so kelangan ng proxy.. in-short nakikiusap xa na kng pwede ako na lng kc bawal kumuha sa audience. And since makapal ang ...

How to protect your children from sexual predators in the internet?

Admin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:47:41 GMT

How to protect your children from sexual predators in the internet?

The reality of today is kids are far more technology literates than their parents are. They can do a lot of things on the web without their parents noticing or even suspecting. So in a way, I think it�s the industry�s responsibility to provide parents some assistance via technology to prevent children from falling prey to the dangers of online pornography.

For the meantime, here are some tips that parents can use to ...

Bakit Mahirap ang Pinoy?!

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:52:49 GMT

ako talagang nahihiwagaan....... kung bakit nagkakaganito tayong mga Pinoy... matatalino naman tayo..... tayo ang pangalawa sa Japan nung 1960's.... tayo lang ang bansa sa Asia na mahusay sa english......

eh ang tanong... bakit nga tayo..... mahirap???? bakit tayo ganito....???

share naman..... para sa atin din naman....

Mr.ems

meron bang girl na PA-GIRL?

---dykyle--- — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:48:35 GMT

just wondering..would it be considered PA-GIRL ang girl na GAY?or does it even exist?...i just happen to hear words like babaeng bakla?...or does it merely suffice the way a girl acts to be described as such?

EMS Unplugged......

Admin — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:55:54 GMT

http://www.zshare.net/video/78307360899555/

minsan lang po ito..... just want to tell everyone that ems is Male.

walang kokontra.....!

here's a question i want an answer from a woman's point of view

---dykyle--- — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:51:56 GMT

How relevant do you think is virginity at present(generation per se)?...

If you ask a guy today, most would say they don't care if they were their partner's first or not but you'll know deep inside they wished they were..

"BABY LOVE"(ladies, i need help ..plssssssssss..)

prettypinay — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:04:13 GMT

hello there ladies..i need some advise.Im 27 years old.me and my loving husband wants a baby so bad..wer' trying for about 6 months now.. STILL no luck..i have irregular period, so i went to OB GYNE, and she gave me a prescription to regulate my period, The doctor did a blood test, and all the results are normal.(thanx God)

im crazy as hell right now, i dont know what to do,disappointed ako lagi pg dumadating yung period ko, ..but i really try not to worry, coz i believe that God is there ...

Hirit Pinoy

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:27:23 GMT

1. "ale, pagbilan nga ng [color:e84c=#0000ee! important][color:e84c=#0000ee! important]colgate. yung close-up, ha!" >>>>> baka close-gate gusto?

2. "sarado mo pinto, lalabas yung aircon!" >>>>> aruy, kailan pa nakalakad ang aircon?

3. "lumayo ka sa damuhan, baka tukain ka ng ahas!" >>>>> kailan pa nagka tuka ang ahas?

4. "yaya, salubungin mo school bus ni jr." >>>>> gustong ...

naniniwala ka ba sa sinabi ng mahal mo na ___________

chaiendo — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:25:47 GMT

DO you Believe pag sinabi ng lalaki na di sya titingin sa iba kundi

IKAW LANG!!!!!

if YES, what makes you convince?

IF NO, what`s your reason?..

How to mend a broken heart?

mspooh — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:11:21 GMT

I'm wondering what might be your opinions or advises on this QUESTIONS:

[b] HOW TO MEND A BROKEN HEART? HOW TO GET OVER WITH THE RECENTLY ENDED AFFAIR THAT HURT YOU A LOT? HOW TO MOVE ON FAST?

i jst wanna know your views thanks...

Would you rather be with someone you love or someone who loves you?

Admin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:51:12 GMT

Would you rather be with someone you love or someone who loves you?

I cant take this topic off of my mind after reading my friend blog. maybe posting it here will help ..

Here's my thought..

I'd prefer someone who loves me. I think its easier to love someone who loves me unconditionally. Yeah, i know, i'm being selfish, i just don't want to force myself on someone who can't appreciate who i am.

if you have to choose, which one do you prefer?

Mr.ems

...paano at bakit???...

anonymous princess — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:54:17 GMT

just wanna ask some advise or some inspiring words sa inyong lahat...

ganito kc yun... ewan ko nga ba hindi ko maintindihan ang sarili ko napapadalas na lgi nlng ako nag-iisip ng kung anu-ano... sa mga nangyari sa buhay ko, sa mga gusto ko pa mangyari.... parang lagi nlng nangangarap ng gising ba... naiinis ako minsan naiiyak din... marami akong mga tanong na di ko alm ang isasagot... paano kung ipinanganak akong ganito??? kung naging ordinaryong student lng ako??? paano kung naging mayaman ...

He Doesn't Deserve You...

B_a_l_l_z — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:43:16 GMT

...galeng sa inbox ko..humihingi ng payo nyo...

Dear EMS (at sa lahat ng Member),

Just call me Chriesi (Kariyesi). I'm 23 years old and presently working in a big telecommunications firm in Makati. My story started way back in 1993 when I met Gilbert. I was immediately attracted to him. I would say it was love at first sight.

Ems, Gilbert never really courted me but I made every move to catch his attention and let him know how much I liked him. He became my boyfriend just for ...

Nakakahiya bang umiyak....dahil lalaki ka???

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:54:55 GMT

ano sa tingin ninyo.... mga papa dyan......????

Ako ok lang....emotional ako e..... pag umiiyak ako.... gusto ko... nag da drive ako..... para feel na feel ko... sabay lalagyan ko ng mga rock song na todo ang volume........ ke sehodang harangin ako ng MMDA o hagad..... baka sagasaan ko pa sila.... hehehehe

Mr.ems

+++ KAyo ano opinyon ninyo...?+++

Communication: The Art Of Listening

chaiendo — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:30:18 GMT

When a relationship goes sour, one of the first things to suffer is communication. If you can't communicate with each other, then there is no possible way to salvage the relationship. The thing to do is to prevent communication from ever being a problem. One of the most important aspects of this is to learn how to be a good listener. Listed below are a few guidelines to help you achieve this.

Give Them Your Undivided Attention

When your lover wants to talk, put everything else out of ...

Hello,Aloha,Konichiwa,Bonjour...

marico4u — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:52:12 GMT

Hello, I'm Marico thats my japanese name,im here in okayama japan for 12 yrs,married and have 4 children. If you want to know about me ,you can visit here: www.friendster.com/venusmarie

thank you

hhhhhmmmmmmmmnnnn....

naughty_pinay — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:44:25 GMT

aba pampadami ba ito ng friends sa friendster?ahehehehe...

Mag Negosyo Bilang Bayantel Wireless Landline DEALER

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:44:07 GMT

Want to earn easy money LEGITIMATELY? I spend an average of 8-12 minutes per transaction, and I receive at least P500 per successful transaction. I am a dealer of Bayantel Wireless Landline, a product that combines the mobility of cellphones and the low cost of landlines.

To apply for dealership, just call or text

Bayantel Authorized Dealer:

[size=16]Manny de Leon

0927 - 9754398

0919 - 5244180[/size]

Cash-out: Php1,500 or Php2,000 (depending on selected unit)

Commission: Php500-800 ...

Usapang Kandila...Negosyo sa paggawa ng kandila

Admin — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:04:52 GMT

Ayon sa aking pagsasaliksik.... nais ko pong ibahagi sa inyong mga OFW na nagbabalak umuwi sa Pinas at maghanap ng bagong pagkakakitaan..... maybe this small feasibility would help you get an idea...in candle making..... isang "in" na negosyo dito yan sa Pinas...

Aroma Candle making is a relatively new but interesting business because of the growing demand for aromatic candles. It is advisable to engage in this business amid the promising prospects of this industry in the local ...

recipe naman ng CASSAVA jan???pls??

---dykyle--- — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:56:49 GMT

kakamis ang mga meryendang pinoy kya share naman kyo ng pangmeryenda..o dessert...?

...hello...

anonymous_princess — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:52:37 GMT

hi im anonymous_princess the mysterious dreamer of QC, 22 years old....

Themes Creator

lairell — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:58:50 GMT

sino sa inyo ang may mga sony ericsson na cellphones at interesado sa themes creator? pag merong sumagot upload ko dito yung application software para ma download nyo.... kya post na mga kabayan!!!

pno ba?pno ba?

ishaj16 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:16:32 GMT

pno b manood d2 kc la me mpanood la me mkita n video

introducing myself in this site

pot_koolit — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:37:40 GMT

im LC from italy, almost 6 years na ko d2 ang thanks to my friend at ibinigay nya sa kin ang site na to,produced by ems....

Puerto Nirvana @ Puerto Galera

msdonna — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:17:43 GMT

Mga friends.......... pasyalan nyo this summer ang puerto galera..... sarap mag-banana boating at snorkeling.... mayaman pala ang dagat natin... SUPERB!.... attached ko sana yung mga pics kaya lang di pa me runong dito sa ating mother site... stay kayo sa puerto nirvana .... very nice ang accommodation dun..... ok din yun banda .... mapapasayaw at mapapakanta kayo...........

Windows XP Secrets

B_a_l_l_z — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:04:36 GMT

...share ko lang po...sana makatulong...

XP hides some system software you might want to remove, such as Windows Messenger, but you can tickle it and make it disgorge everything. Using Notepad or Edit, edit the text file /windows/inf/ sysoc.inf, search for the word 'hide' and remove it. You can then go to the Add or Remove Programs in the Control Panel, select Add/Remove Windows Components and there will be your prey, exposed and vulnerable.

Creating Shutdown Icon or One Click ...