http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/-t1.htm Saan ka man naroon... malalaman mong pinoy kung may ganito..... Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:59:49 GMT 10 http://i32.tinypic.com/nq22vk.gif http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/-t1.htm http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/call-center-funny-lines-t92.htm calarics FUNNY LINES - CALL CENTER 1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality) 2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!] 3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?) 4. "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure ... Pinoy nga! Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:35:04 GMT http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/call-center-funny-lines-t92.htm#250 http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/call-center-funny-lines-t92.htm http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pananakot-pinoy-style-t73.htm Admin pag hinakbangan mo ang isang bata, hindi siya tatangkad. pag naglaro ka sa gabi, makakatapak ka ng mga hindi nakikita. Magkakaroon ka ng kuliti pag namboso ka o sumilip s taong naliligo. Pag nagmura ka, mabubulok ang bibig mo. ***and my all-time favorite: Pag lumabas ka ng bahay, huhulihin ka ng mamang may sako, ki- kidnapin ka, tapos yung dugo mo gagawing pampatigas ng mag ginagawang tulay. *** Here's one more... Don't play during Good Friday... Pag nasugatan ka, 'di na s'ya ... Pinoy nga! Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:34:59 GMT http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pananakot-pinoy-style-t73.htm#198 http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pananakot-pinoy-style-t73.htm http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pinoy-weddings-t128.htm cging2 Arreas, candles, veil and cord elements of the traditional pinoy weddings. Yung mga daliri ng groom ay naipit niya sa cage kung saan nakalagay yung mga coins. Hindi napapansin nung mga tao hanggang sa tumahimik yung pari at nagtanong kung merong may Vaseline. Isa sa mga lolos sa harapan na hard of hearing ay bigla na lang sumigaw. "Bakit honeymoon na ba?" Another wedding na friend ko ang guest: Ang tahimik nung nagsimula ang candle lighting ceremony kasi nagpapalit ng cd ... Pinoy nga! Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:59:49 GMT http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pinoy-weddings-t128.htm#387 http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/pinoy-weddings-t128.htm http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/hirit-pinoy-t72.htm Admin 1. "ale, pagbilan nga ng [color:e84c=#0000ee! important][color:e84c=#0000ee! important]colgate. yung close-up, ha!" >>>>> baka close-gate gusto? 2. "sarado mo pinto, lalabas yung aircon!" >>>>> aruy, kailan pa nakalakad ang aircon? 3. "lumayo ka sa damuhan, baka tukain ka ng ahas!" >>>>> kailan pa nagka tuka ang ahas? 4. "yaya, salubungin mo school bus ni jr." >>>>> gustong ... Pinoy nga! Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:27:23 GMT http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/hirit-pinoy-t72.htm#197 http://pinoyworld.darkbb.com/pinoy-nga-f37/hirit-pinoy-t72.htm