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calarit



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PostSubject: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:35 pm

FUNNY LINES - CALL CENTER

1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?)

4. "Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5. "Kelan Po?" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6. "I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir." (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7. "I want to entertain and satisfy customers" (hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8. "I want to expose myself to the customers." (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center") – Flasher ITO!

9. "Is there an opening for a call center?" (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10. "Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I'M a call center from the Philippines." (solohin ba)

11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce." (An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?"

12. "I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!" (Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students?)

13. "Haller???!!!??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!" (Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14. "I'm a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy"

15. "It's a colorful world." (Describe the shirt you're wearing.)

16. "It's a boomed industry." (So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17. "I like to explore other people" (ay sus…maniac ka ano?)

18. "I want to explore myself more." (Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17...)

19. "Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load." (The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20. "I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn't able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS."

21. "Hi Maam, do you have an opening." (Lokong to ah!)

22. "I want to adventure into the graveyard…" (Langya, mahiilig ka sa patay!)

23. "I would like to be a part of the graveyard…" (isa ka pa...thriller… thriller night)

24. "Gd pm sir, im realy Sri Wen u call me I cnt hears clearly coz d a raindrop of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?" (A text message from an applicant)

25. "Do you accept walking applicants?" (No, we prefer flying ones)

26. Interviewer: So you're an undergrad. What year are you in right now? Applicant: Oh I'm just here in the house. Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you're in. Applicant: Year? I'm 25 years old! ( Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare....)

27. Applicant: Agency ba to? Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm. Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare! (Happy Easter!)

28. "In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away." (FORTUNATELY? ??!!!)

29. "Hello, I just want to inquire about the application resume that I planted in the computer..." (Ano ka, farmer?)

30. "May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag LILIBINGAN." (Answer to the question "Why do you prefer a part-time job?" Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)
lol! lol! lol!
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aiza



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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:19 pm

galing nman.. kw b ng-interview s knila?? lol! lol! tnong lng..
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calarit



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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:32 pm

di ako ang nag-iinterview... natuwa lang ako nung mabasa ko kaya share ko lng....
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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:44 pm

ah ok poh... hahaha... cute....
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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:13 am

bounce Dont love on them! bounce
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:22 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: CALL CENTER FUNNY LINES   Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:11 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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